Before

“I’m so hot now I sizzle”

I used to be a fat black chick and now I am a hot white blond bombshell thanks to your awesome site. After reading your site, I realized what I was doing wrong. I wasn’t putting the fork down. Look at my after photo, I can’t believe that is even me in my before picture. I’m so happy. The next conclusion I came to is that life is not about being happy. It is about being hot. Now I’m so freakin’ hot I sizzle.

For all those nay sayers out there, there is hope, just put the fork down.

There is no excuse for being a fat bitch. You know what you need to do, but if you were like me you didn’t have the will power. When I saw I too could achieve results like this the first thing I did was sell my fridge on eBay.

Putting the fork down is the only real “scientifically proven” weightloss method.

Trust me I know.

- Liz , 2001

“I sold my fridge on eBay”

After

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